- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

what is green an invisible? this cabbage

How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

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