- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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