- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than school...wait a minute?

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Caolan and Eamon

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

hi dave

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