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If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

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What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

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What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

People with Alzheimers will not remember this joke

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

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