Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

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How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

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Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

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How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

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Ill never forget the last phone conversation i had with my Jewish friend before he died due to the 9/11 incident. Friend:owejpq3jhp3qjopiqwejhriopjhaiophfioashiohwih13ioh3f2893hoiqehefioahfioahisdpahdfajdfopasjiopdfajdfopsajradalkdjakldja;hdfkl;adhlpa;dhfakl;dhkladhkadhlkhdjklahdjkgsdjkgbdqwgy3bi3grqbhgjkasjkdkasjdgjkadgskajgdkajdsgjkasgdad

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How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

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Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

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Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

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What do you call a concentration camp with a mental disability? Auschwistic.

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Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

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Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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