- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

A guy at a baseball game....

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

have you ever had african food? neither have they

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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