q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Bryson got a concussion...he died

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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