- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Why are trees green? I have no idea

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What did the jew do to his waiter? He explained how he had provided excellent service and left a very generous tip to applaud his efforts.

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

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