- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

Killing your friend as a joke.

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Put chromosomes in advertising. Because you know, Sex Cells

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

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