What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

The GOV and the WHO?

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

dry handjob

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

oh hey.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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