- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

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