Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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A man walks into a bar, sits down and talks to the woman sitting next to him. The woman took out a cigarette, and offered one to the man. The man said yes, even though he never smoked before, because he was trying to get with the woman. They smoked a few more before the woman left, and the man left shortly after. The man became a chain smoker and died 1 year later from lung cancer caused by smoking multiple packs a day.

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

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I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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poo

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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I'm going to live to be 300 years old or die trying!

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A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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How do you piss off a jew slash his tires

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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