- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why so serious ?

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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