Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

What moos like a cow? Another cow

My Butthole.

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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