What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

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What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

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what kind of dog can tiptoe

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

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what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

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A man walks into a bar

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

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What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

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You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

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Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

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Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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Lil Wayne's rapping career

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what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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Whats the worst thing a 13 year old could do? Have a Bar Mitzvah in Holocaust Germany.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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