Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

pretty soon we'll all be dead

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

THe Election

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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