- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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