Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

The Qur'an

What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

How do you find a jew amoung italians? Through a dollar and see which one whines its not enough!

What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

What do you call an awesome school? St Heinrich's Law School (Teaching you to break the laws!)

What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

Q. Why can't Stevie wonder read? A. Because he is black

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

adam hodgson !

Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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