In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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