what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What's 9+10 Ebola

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

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