How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Vaginal secretions

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

mikey is cute

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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