What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

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who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

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What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

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How High is a Chinese man

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

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Click here to end the world.

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Q: Why can't Carl drive? A: Carl is a stone

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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