- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

What did the midget say to the other midget? "We're midgets"

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Caolan and Eamon

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

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