Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

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White men's rights

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

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A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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How would you rule?

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John Cena

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

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Sarah lost both arms in a car accident Knock knock Who's there? Not sarah. Roses are red Violets are blue Wow. Clever Knock knock Who's there? Still not Sarah, as she is in a serious condition at her local hospital, and so is fighting for her life.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

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Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

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A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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