- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

masturbating on a tarc bus

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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