- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

What's your blood type? Red.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

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