A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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"Wow, that was so funny i fell off my dinosaur!" Dinosaurs went extinct in the late Cretaceous period, about 65 million years ago. Commonly believed by scientists across the world to have been caused by an ancient meteor that crashed in the current day Yucatán peninsula in Mexico. Also, even if you were around during the Cretaceous period, i assure you that no dinosaur would let you climb on top of it, let alone ride it while you're not highly terrified because of the sheer danger of the experience. Now unless you are 65 million years old, I highly doubt you laughed so hard that you fell off the dinosaur that you supposedly own.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks Because violets are purple

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Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

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Chuck Norris walks up to a baby and punches it in the face He walks away and laughs

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what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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This is funny.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

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Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

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What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

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Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

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When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

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your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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