what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...