Long joke Your such a downey

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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im gay

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what would your nan do if she was alive right now? scratching the top of the coffin.

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How can you tell that the Filipino presidential candidate Grace Poe is an alien? From her extra set of retractable jaws and highly acidic body fluids.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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why did the man die? he had cancer

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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Womens rights.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

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A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the US. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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