- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

A plane crashes near an uncharted island with a low supply of fresh water and hardly any animals, except for a few deadly ones. How do the survivors live until rescuers show up? -There were no survivors from the plane crash

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