Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

Amanda Knox walks home free.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

How come anti jokes r funny

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

think twice or at least think

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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