- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Q: Why wouldn't the other kids play with Timmy at recess? A: Because he was a burn victim and had no face.

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