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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

what did the boy with no arms get for easter? a cane.

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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