- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

Yanter, Look it up

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

What do you call a man running around town with no clothes on? Naked.

What do you call someone who copies a previously posted anti-joke without doing any research to see if it has been posted before? a lazy good for nothing rectum licking testicle sucking gonad gobbling arse bandit with narcissism issues

hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

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