- Anti Joke

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

Who is John Galt?

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

roses are red violets are indigo

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair