- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

What's worse than finding a holocaust in your apple? A worm.

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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