- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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