- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? As a matter of fact, I do. It goes: "Do I know any jokes about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO."

Lewis

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

One time, I called the police, but it was actually a fire. So my neighbors died.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

2 + 2 = 4

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

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