someone jumped off a bridge he died

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

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Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

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why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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Holy shit Lawman! Next thing we know Nero comes back from the death! Seriously get over here stat and get "my men" under control here! So that last damn Moral was for you! I never understood why he picked me, so he never picked me at all... Man am I relieved! Do you ever fucking get tired of playing the hero? I basically ended up declaring war on Nero`s on people here, what should I do?

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What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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Q: What's worse than both of your parents dying in a terrible car accident? A: Sitting in the back seat with your grandparents.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long face?'. The horse does not answer as it cannot speak or even understand english. It was later destroyed by the government.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

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Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

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A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

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Q: What did the Rapist say to the Little girl before they got in to the Van? A: Get In the Van

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what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

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What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

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What did the autistic man say to the woman? I have autism

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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Anti Joke

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