,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

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What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

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Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

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run farther?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

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I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

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What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

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Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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