What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

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Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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guess what? WHAT? Idk.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

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How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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What's your guys names?

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Chicken

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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