- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

my wife out of the kitchen

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Women's rights

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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