- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

Whats worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being stabbed.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

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