whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

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so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

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What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

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How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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