- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Whats funnier than a massacre? Everything.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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