- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Want to hear a joke? No.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

I hate blackniggers

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

A bar walks into a man

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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