- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Why did Johnny's pants fall down? Because he was fat.

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

France had one revolution

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

What do you call an arab ?

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