WOw you have no life

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

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haha black people :D

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why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

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Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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Why did a black man put his hands on a white man? They were hugging.

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Anti Joke

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