what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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