Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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whats brown and sticky a stick

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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Cripples are lame.

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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Q: What's black, blue, and dead? A: My wife after our fight last night.

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Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

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How did the plumber fix the leaky faucet? Trick question. The plumber is actually an iguana.

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A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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