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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

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