- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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