What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

ur an fagit

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

dyslexics of the world untie!

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

whats worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree? one baby nailed to ten trees.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

What do I hate? people

You were born.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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