- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

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