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Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

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What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

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How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

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The following is neither a joke or anti-joke. It's a brainteaser. It's called the Monty Hall Problem. Suppose you're on a game show, and you're given the choice of three doors: Behind 1 door is a car; behind the other 2 doors are goats. You then choose a door. The host then opens another door and reveals a goat. He then says to you, "Do you want to stick with your choice or switch?" Is it to your advantage to switch your choice? The correct answer yes, switching gives you a better odds of winning. Why? There is a simple way to understand it without the mathematical demonstration. Suppose we have the three doors 1, 2 3 and the number 2 is the winner. If you choose not to change , of course the chances to win is 1/3. Now. what happens if you decide to change? The answer is that if you initially chose an incorrect door, you will always win. In the example, if you initially chose the door 1, the presenter will open door 3(because the door 2 is the winner so he can't open that door) So if you change you will win. The same happens if you initially chose door 3(the presenter will open door 1 and if you change you will win). You will only loose if you initially chose door 2(the presenter will open door 1 or 3, and when changing you will loose) So the conclusion is that if you always decide to change, if initially you have chosen ANY(and any in capital letters!) of the TWO incorrect doors you will win. So the chances when changing is 2/3.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

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-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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