- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

Roses are red, Violets are too. You're bleeding out, I stabbed you.

You sick fiend

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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