I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

This is funny.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

I hate blackniggers

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

Want to hear a joke? No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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