What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

a brick cheated on another brick, the brick that was cheated on was angry and became disgusted at the brick that cheated. the current brick that was cheated on tryied top kill the other bitch brick, the brick that cheated tried to break up the fight but testicles

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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