3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Sir, your wife is dead

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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