- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

an american walks out of a strip club.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

Knock knock. Silence Knock knock silence Knock knock Silence KNOCK KNOCK. Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots, "Long day?", the bartender asks. "Yeah", the man replies, then he goes home and hangs himself

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??