Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

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How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

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How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators are whitWhen falling from trees, they kill you

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom? It having to eat its way out. Whats worse than it having to eat its way out? It comes back for seconds.

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Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

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ADAM FANTUZZI SUCKS KIRANS BALL SACK

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What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

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this last joke was a correction to the other one

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You know what's worse than having a terrible boss? Being unemployed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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