- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

They say Jesus Christ walked on water and that humans are made up of 70% water...... So if I walk on babies, am I 70% Jesus?

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Why did the man jump in front of the car? He was clinically depressed, his wife left him and took the kids, he just lost his job. He thought he saw a 20 dollar bill in the street So he stopped to pick it up, not realizing a car was speeding toward him.

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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