How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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