Guest what? Dog

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

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What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

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Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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How High is a Chinese man

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Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

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Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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