- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

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