You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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Pianos.

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

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A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

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You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

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How did th-A fridge.

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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