Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

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Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

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Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

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What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was scary.. made by Kevin Kool

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

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What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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