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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

women's rights

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Kevin and Ramin

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

where is the world?

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

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