What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

I'm going to Re-write History... History

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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