a man makes a bad joke

A gay man watches football.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

steven hawking walks into a bar

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

What do you call your mom? Mom

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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