- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

European on my shoes, buddy.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

What would u like to drink?

The lion swallowed his pride.

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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