- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

steven hawking walks into a bar

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Camerons hair is Curly..

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