- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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