The WNBA

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

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what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

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Who smokes a lot of weed and speaks 5 different languages? Rosetta Stoner.

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What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

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The Labour Party.

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

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This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

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Rylan Clark

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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