- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

A woman wears a dress.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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