- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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