- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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