- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" A few people laugh, but the horse, incapable of speech, does not. He is unfamiliar with this location and begins to panic. In his panic his leg is broken. He is put down shorty thereafter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because humans do not have the capability of accessing the chickens brain to receive their knowledge and what they were thinking about in the past.

Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

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