- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

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