- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

knock knock who's there? to to who? to whom*

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

wanna hear a joke? yes

A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

Raveena Thandhan

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

Your existance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

Q: What cat walks on two feet? A: Garfield Q: What mouse walks on two feet? A: Mickey Mouse Q: What duck walks on two feet? A: Donald Duck? A: No, all ducks you dipshit.

How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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