- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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your face is kinda funny

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Take part of what?

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

What happened to the man who ate a piece of pizza after doing a lot of sit ups, while rubbing the belly of a fat man, and feeding his baby at the same time? He Lived

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

What walks on it's hands My uncle

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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