- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing she had no arms

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

Whats funnier than a dead baby tied to a tree? Everything, infant mortality is a very sad thing.

what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

A: Knock, Knock B: Whos there? A: Noone, the door and the visitor are both existential figments of your imagination.

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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