One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

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Wenis Penis

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

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how do you make a baby float? you take your foot off its head

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

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Gus's mom

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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A black student graduated High School

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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