What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Your text.

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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