- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

What is a jew in space? Dead

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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