- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

have you ever had african food? neither have they

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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