- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Girls Lacrosse.

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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