Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

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What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

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roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

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"Hey want to hear the best knock-knock joke ever." "Sure." "Ok you start." "Knock-knock." "Whos there?" "..........."

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So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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Why was sally crying? She could hear her parents having sex.

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Two mice fell into a bucket of cream. They both promptly drowned.

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Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

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What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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A woman is in a terrible car crash. The husband comes in, runs to the doctor and he says "Doctor! My wife...is she going to make it?" The doctor turns and says "your wife will survive, but she's experienced heavy brain trauma. She will never walk again. You'll have to bathe her, feed her, change her diapers, and cater to her every need." The husband starts crying and says "oh my God that's terrible! Are you serious?" The doctor replies "Yes."

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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