Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

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What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

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How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

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There is a blonde, a redhead, and a brunnette stuck on a deserted island. the redhead gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk the 100 miles back to shore. she begins swimming, gets 10 miles out, gets tired, and drowns. the brunnette gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk it too. she gets 50 miles, gets tired, and drowns. The blonde decides to escape as well. she is able to swim 98 miles, gets tired, and swims back.

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how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

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Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

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What's a fun thing to do on a plane? Make a bolt to the pilot, smash his brains in with a iron pipe and make the plane plummet a few hundred feet with a maniacal laugh until you wake up from your dream and scream at your mother to wipe you.

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HOW TO RE-AD : FOR DUMMIES. (HELLEN KELLER ADDITION)

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Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

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What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

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Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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