- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

A seal walks into a club.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

what goes boo a sock

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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