Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

have you ever had african food? neither have they

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Why so serious ?

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

Anti Joke

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