Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

Maths.

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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