Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

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Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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vitamin c

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Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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