- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

laughter is the best medicine, unless you have cancer, then you will die.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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