Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

A guy at a baseball game....

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Julian Ha.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

masturbating on a tarc bus

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

Whats fluffy, multicolored, and dances like a disco santaclaus? i don't know.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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