- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

You were born.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

What looks like a horse, but smells and has feathers? A dead horse with a pidgeon in its ass.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

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