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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

Julian Ha.

have you ever had african food? neither have they

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

A guy at a baseball game....

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

Why did the kid fall over? He was hit by a car

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What is large, heavy, tastes like poptarts, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A semi truck full of poptarts

A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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