What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

Women's rights.

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

Cripples are lame.

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

Mahmy

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

Jims family is having a picnic. Jim goes and gets his food. shortly after he drops his food. Jim is really sad and goes and gets more food. Jim is black

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

Anti Joke

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