- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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