Steven hawkings shook my hand

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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Trump will make America great again.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

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A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

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what goes boo a sock

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

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a man makes a bad joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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Your mom's house is so old, that she has rats and other various critters such as spiders, gnats, and mosquitoes.

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

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Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

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Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

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What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

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A gay man watches football.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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