Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

Women's rights.

The Colts this year.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Call of Duty is a good game.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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