How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

Whats black and gay? Obama

A pengiuin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a jew!

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