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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

NASCAR being considered a sport.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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